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The U.S.S. Sue Destroyer

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here

The U.S.S. Sue Destroyer Comminity
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All Members , Moderated
We destroy Mary Sues and Canonrape. End of story.
This is the community for the U.S.S. Sue Destroyer, my creation through watching too many bad fanfics going by on Deleterius. In this community, you can report sues as you will by using the form below. My crew and I will get to it if it's bad enough. Some of us have different tastes as far as how much we'll hate something until we have to destroy it. If we don't do it please don't take offense.

Also, feel free to add your own sporking if you wish. I know my tastes in what I enjoy picking at is sort of narrow so I might not get to whatever it is you think deserves a good beating. Mind you, I keep unfinished fics un-LJcut so that I don't have to fiddle too much with the LJcut option. Finished fics are under a cut. Please do this for yours to save everyone any long posts to sift through on the front page. Thanks.

Also also... if you find your fic here being beaten to death by a bunch of pirates, go ahead and complain and scream. We like watching you squirm.

Report Form
Sue Name:
Suethor Name and URL:
Story URL:
Brief Description of Sue and Story:

And because I know that eventually my site may go down forever because of geocities, I'm sort of making the community the new home of the Destroyer until I find something just as easy to work with.

Captain Ehren

Name: Ehren
Age: 28
Rank: Captain
Fandoms most knowledgeable in:Fate/Stay Night, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings (somewhat), Witchblade, Alice in Wonderland, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fushigi Yuugi, Tenchi Muyo!, Charlie Bone (Children of the Red King), The Three Musketeer, Hana Yori Dango, Phantom of the Opera, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Narnia, Sailor Moon, M.A.S.H., Kaikan Phrase, Ouran High School Host Club, A Wrinkle in Time, Peter Pan, King Arthur, some Irish and Welsh mythology, some Greek mythology, some Norse mythology, very little Chinese and Japanese mythology, Axis Powers Hetalia, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Star Trek, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Twilight (I hate it with a passion), Interview With A Vampire (movie only), Witchblade

Note from the Captain: I'm a bad tempered, tea sipping, foul mouthed packrat who likes to play pirate on occasion. But enough of my likeness to England of APHetalia... If I find your fic particularly atrocious I will not hesitate to destroy it utterly and leave a message to you about how much I would love to kill you for what you've done.

Your Captain~<3

First Mate Rae

Name: Rae
Age: 21
Rank: First Mate
Fandoms Most Knowledgeable In:Harry Potter, Bleach, Sugar Sugar Rune, Sergent Frog, Alice in Wonderland, most shoujo anime, pirates of the Caribbean, ancient Egypt (pharohs, clothing, daily life, mythology), Naruto, anything Ninja related, Phantom of the Opera

Note from the First Mate: I find your story, bitches, I'm going to kill it. DEAD. WITH PIANO WIRE. yeah.

Navigator Amanda

Name: Amanda
Age: 24
Rank: Navigator
Fandoms Most Knowledgeable In: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fate/Stay Night, Phantom of the Opera, Ouran High School Host Club, Fushigi Yuugi, Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Charlie Bone (Children of the Red King), Kaikan Phrase, Narnia, Vampire Chronicles, Twilight (she hates it with a passion), Doctor Who, Torchwood, Timetraveler's Wife

Bo'sun Alexiel

Name: Alexiel
Age: 20
Rank: Bo'sun
Fandoms Most Knowledgeable In: 300, Phantom of the Opera, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Ancient cultures (Greek, Roman, Egypt), The Elizabethan Period, Fullmetal Alchemist, Axis Powers Hetalia, King Arthur, Beowulf, Twilight (she also hates it with a passion)

Note From The Bo'sun: Bos'un here. Just giving a heads up to all the Suethors and their dear creations, the Mary Sues--- If you heal the Phantom's disfiguring scars, you will be slain. If King Leonidas is afraid of ANY woman but his wife because of your Sue, the sue will be effectively flogged and quartered. IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE IN HOGWARTS WHO CAN'T SPELL HER NAME TWICE THE SAME WAY, GOD HELP YOU.

That is all. Happy reading to the Destroyer's supporters!

The Bo'sun~


Crewman Kay

Name: Kay
Age: 20
Rank: Crew
Fandoms Most Knowledgeable In: Harry Potter, Pokemon, Digimon, Norse Mythology, Twilight (she gags at the sight of it)

Note From The Crewman: If you see your fics up on this site, take a hint: STOP WRITING.

Either that or start a new story with hopefully no sues. =_=

P.S. If you do continue writing, that'll be great. We'll at least have something to do. 8D