Oh, yes, they struck again. And Again. And Again. They keep striking with more and more bullshit, but this one was the shortest one of them I had in my files. The rest are multichapter monsters and one in particular about how Ron and Hermione's children are soulless and that God has struck them down for not being the product of Harry and Hermione while Hermione is judged by the children she never had with Harry. It's... It's stupid. It's the same sort of Harmonian crap you'll see if you even look at any Harmonian site. They're nuts and they don't even recognize that they're sick bastards. And I don't say that lightly. They're Sick
. I hope to God that these people get some sort of help for whatever mental illness they've achieved, because it's pretty fucking nasty what they've got.
So we have Broomstickflyer again. If you want to see one that they actually pulled off their FF.net profile, then look here.
That story isn't even as foul as they get, but I'll try to get to the others someday. Just not now. I need a break from these people before I go on a killing spree.
These people Exist
So in this we have Harry and Hermione bitching about having to marry a stupid red headed Weasley, because all redheads are horrible people and that goes double for the Weasleys who have proven to be nothing but wretched excuses for human beings. Take that awful Ron Weasley. He went out and actually sacrificed himself on a living chessboard so that his best mates could go on after him. He then went with his best mate into the Forbidden Forest while dealing with his natural fear of spiders and got attacked by a bunch of giant spiders to further instill that natural fear. He went and stood up against a truly terrifying man in the convicted murderer Sirius Black by standing on a broken leg to put himself between his friends and the escaped convict. He had the Gall to go out to the department of mysteries to help his best mates against a bunch of Deatheaters. He had the absolute temerity to join Dumbledore's Army and then help organize it with his friends when the school was attacked. That horrible excuse for a human being went out of his way to completely ruin Harry and Hermione's fun in a tent by helping them with the horcruxes and then ended up losing his sanity trying to carry one artifact in particular before leaving so he could keep from going insane. And then he just had to come back to ruin the H/Hr fun by apologizing for being an ass and joining back up to help fight the horcruxes, destroy them and destroy Voldemort. Yes, this is a horrible person indeed.
And then there's of course that horrible bitch Ginny Weasley who dares to have a girlish crush on Harry when they're little kids and then get shy around him before finally starting to speak to him when she finally grows up a little. Oh, and she's a complete slut, too, because she went out with other boys before she and Harry finally hooked up. And she must have used a love potion on him to make him even want to bang that firecrotch because who would want to bang that?
Or Molly Weasley, that cunt. She had the gall to spit out a bunch of children at every opportunity and then raise them up to be good, though rowdy children. She's clearly a whore like her daughter. She clearly made that love potion Harry drank to make him fall in love with that cunt Ginny, because there's no reason he should ever love Ginny for being there at every chance she got to be even remotely near him. In fact, all the Weasleys are abusive fucking assholes that would strap Hermione down and rape her repeatedly for their own dastardly reasons. Truly these people should have been drowned in ammonia upon birth.
so in this Harry and Hermione are bitching about marrying into the Weasley family because they clearly don't want to sully themselves with Weasley fleas. Meanwhile, of course, Ron and Ginny stand off to the side being complete inbred idiots. There's no evidence to point to why Harry should love Ginny and Hermione should love Ron or vice versa. There's absolutely no reason at all why Remus and Tonks should have died or why Sirius should have died or why Dobby should have died. Now that Percy Weasley, he should have been shot to death. He probably had AIDS too.
This fic is labeled Humor. I see no humor in this. I can't even laugh at their stupidity because they're foisting it off onto their offspring's offspring. I can't even laugh at the whole of the Harmonian cult because they're completely batshit insane and will shove it at people at every opportunity.I Will Not Marrying A Weasley!
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